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[pearwaldorf]

There's an oxygen bar in Portland now. The best part is that it's at Clackamas Town Center.

*watches Portlanders on list snigger derisively*

Comments

[starstealingirl.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[sonatine.livejournal.com]

I was at Clackamas Town Center today to pick up a new pair of shoes, and the best part about the oxygen bar is that it's not even an actual store, it's one of those crappy-ass kiosks they have set up in the middle of the corridors. And it's called Halcyon something or other. All they need is some Enya, and they are so new-age stylin'.