pearwaldorf | (no subject)

It's a good thing that

lcsbanana and I have no real power, or the world would be a much scarier place.

CalistaSM: God. Rock Your Body totally sounds like a song you'd hear in a really sad gay nightclub for men who haven't accepted the fact that they're not cool anymore.
lcsbanana: ....that's beautiful imageryl.
lcsbanana: seriously.
CalistaSM: I see so MANY of these guys on the Christopher Lowell show on the Discovery Channel. They're so sad. I wonder if they throw themselves into crappy interior design and flower arrangements because their lovers died of AIDS and they have nothing else to live for. God. I want to give them all hugs now.
lcsbanana: --wow, my neck hurts now. *g*
CalistaSM: How so?
lcsbanana: from the whiplash of your sudden reversal
lcsbanana: *g*
CalistaSM: Heh. They're totally unrelated. But thougths of sad gay men > either way.
CalistaSM: And the guys on the Christopher Lowell show really do look sad. All of them look like they would be any place else than being interviewed by this guy who flames worse than Jack on Will and Grace but they need the gig for professional prestige or sommat.
lcsbanana: sad little gay men!
lcsbanana: they're like the twisted tragic version of my little ponies
CalistaSM: *fucking DIES* You, my dear, are brillig. BRILLIG.
lcsbanana: There's some with perfume in their haunches, and some with hair that changes length...
CalistaSM: And you can put mane extensions in some, and some change color when you brush them with cold water. Yes. I can see it now. *dies*
lcsbanana: and you can feed them prozac with a little pastel colored spoon!
CalistaSM: And you have to take them out to designer boutiques every so often so they don't get depressed. You don't have to buy them anything, but they just need to look at the pretty things.
lcsbanana: YES!
lcsbanana: and they can't get it up b/c of the antidepressants, but they like to watch QAF and bitch about the sex scenes.
CalistaSM: And they bitch about Jack and how unrealistic and stereotypical he is, all the while sounding exactly like him.
lcsbanana: mmmmmmm.
lcsbanana: gay men.
CalistaSM: I think we have a winning formula here. We can sell them to lonely gay boys searching for role models and fag hags without fags. Like me.
lcsbanana: pocketfag!
lcsbanana: PocketFag?
CalistaSM: Yes. The gay male version of Polly Pocket (who they are still making. I was surprised).
lcsbanana: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
CalistaSM: I can totally see it. We have Theater Fag, Salon Fag, Waiter at Upscale Restaurant Fag...
lcsbanana: intellectual fag with a blog!
lcsbanana: MUST HAVE HIM.
CalistaSM: YES. And he comes with his own miniature lavender iBook.
lcsbanana: ahahahahahaa oh god.
lcsbanana: this is so beautiful.