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Feb. 19th, 2003 03:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pearwaldorfApparently the Washington Post did an interview with the author of the Worst Book Ever Written. (Yes, I know they make you give up demographic info, but put in some fake information like I did.)
I tell Burrows that if he is willing to submit to an interview, I am willing to review his book at length in The Washington Post. The only catch, I said, is that I am going to say that it is, in my professional judgment, the worst novel ever published in the English language.
Silence.
"My review will reach 2 million people," I said.
"Okay," he said.
*cackles* And for more amusement, here's a really fucking funny review of a Terry Goodkind book that sounds like it might be the worst fantasy book ever written. (Oh wait. It's Terry Goodkind. The man who makes Robert Jordan readable by comparison. And no, despite the fact that I hate Robert Jordan, it will not stop me from reading newest Wheel of Time book.)
I tell Burrows that if he is willing to submit to an interview, I am willing to review his book at length in The Washington Post. The only catch, I said, is that I am going to say that it is, in my professional judgment, the worst novel ever published in the English language.
Silence.
"My review will reach 2 million people," I said.
"Okay," he said.
*cackles* And for more amusement, here's a really fucking funny review of a Terry Goodkind book that sounds like it might be the worst fantasy book ever written. (Oh wait. It's Terry Goodkind. The man who makes Robert Jordan readable by comparison. And no, despite the fact that I hate Robert Jordan, it will not stop me from reading newest Wheel of Time book.)
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Date: 2003-02-19 04:07 pm (UTC)