pearwaldorf | You'd flash your big white shiny smile/You'd buy expensive shoes

Have you seen the Tom Cruise internal Scientology recruitment video that Gawker put up on its servers? Ho-lee shit boys and girls, he really is that crazy. That laugh is from somebody one step away from being totally fucking unhinged. I was really confused about the whole "You're the only one that can help during an auto accident" thing, but apparently there are these things called Assists, which are supposed to help alleviate pain and suffering as well as speak to people's Thetans to so they'll come out of comas. Or something. Granted, the concept of comforting the injured is hardly new, but this infuses it with a whole new level of WTF?!

I'm going back to my world with the scary Hillary Clinton picture on Newsweek and papers due on Sunday, because at least that's a crazy I can understand.