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Jun. 2nd, 2004 04:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pearwaldorfBono's commencement speech to U Penn
I hate my university. The last two commencement speakers have been fucking Miss America and the former head of the Oregon Symphony (okay, to be fair, DePriest is pretty cool, but nowhere near as cool as Bono). Why don't we get Bono? Why don't we get Jon Stewart? Oh wait, that's right. We're a third-rate urban university trying to be something better than it is, really. Bleh. The commencement speaker next year better be somebody cool. After sinking so much money into my education here, it's the fucking least they can do.
I hate my university. The last two commencement speakers have been fucking Miss America and the former head of the Oregon Symphony (okay, to be fair, DePriest is pretty cool, but nowhere near as cool as Bono). Why don't we get Bono? Why don't we get Jon Stewart? Oh wait, that's right. We're a third-rate urban university trying to be something better than it is, really. Bleh. The commencement speaker next year better be somebody cool. After sinking so much money into my education here, it's the fucking least they can do.
