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Jan. 15th, 2004 06:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pearwaldorfThe mail brought me fun things today. I got a voter pamphlet for Measure 30, which is no doubt filled with histrionic anti-tax "yr gubmint is too big and filled with godless liberal abortionists" screeds. Oh wait. That's bad. But it's amusing to read, especially as anybody who wants to pay the 300 clams to publish something in the book can write whatever. If I ever have money to burn, I will write a Dadaist poem and submit it to the voter pamphlet people and see if they'll print it.
I also got a cradle for my now-four-generations-behind Palm Pilot and it is currently charging. I know my inner Tyler Durden is just waiting in the wings for when I lose it and start being all bummed and sad and then he will jump out and say "Ha! I TOLD you your possessions would own you in the end!" But then I'll just kick him in the balls and thus thoroughly emasculated, he will go back into the dark corners of my mind to sulk and nurse his bruised testicles.
Okay. I need to go to sleep early tonight.
I also got a cradle for my now-four-generations-behind Palm Pilot and it is currently charging. I know my inner Tyler Durden is just waiting in the wings for when I lose it and start being all bummed and sad and then he will jump out and say "Ha! I TOLD you your possessions would own you in the end!" But then I'll just kick him in the balls and thus thoroughly emasculated, he will go back into the dark corners of my mind to sulk and nurse his bruised testicles.
Okay. I need to go to sleep early tonight.
