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[pearwaldorf]

<td bgcolor="#000000">Name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will conquer:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">the United States of America (but their government in exile is still holding out in the Statue of Liberty's head).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your title will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Priscus</td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will succeed by:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Seizing all copies of the next Lord of the Rings movie, and holding them hostage.</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Enforcers will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Smart-mouthed Robots (from MST3K).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your first act as ruler:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Build an invincible fortified palace in Washington (and use the White House as your doghouse).</td>

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(Somebody please find me something productive to do; I'm sure some charitable organisation would benefit from all the time I spend wanking about online)