Interesting survey

[pearwaldorf]

7 Sins

ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? The fuckwit with the "Sedition is not the answer" sticker. Granted, I saw him three days ago, but thinking about him still pisses me off.
2. What is your weapon of choice? A rapier wit. Or what I'd like to think is rapier wit.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Yes. Have, too.
4. How about of the same sex? Yes. Only if they really irritated me though.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? My dad.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I tend to hold them.

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Exercise.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 3pm.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Toshi, Nikki, Lonnie, um. That's all I can remember.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I don't remember. Something about being held up, anyway.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? Oh yeah.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? When I moved here, which was what, six months ago?
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? None. But that's because I slept in.

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Chai tea.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? White.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Two beers and a Zima. Even for someone underage that's pathetic.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Yeah. But that's because I am overweight.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Sweets.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? Um, no?

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? Not a clue.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? Umm, maybe three?
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Of course.
4. Have you "done it"? Yeah.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Hips.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Yes. All routine, though.

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 4, including my debit card.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Williams-Sonoma.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Pay off my credit card, first of all.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Yes.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? No.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? I don't know. But I have four gigs worth and counting.

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? I don't know. I wrote a paper for an East Asian politics class with no prior poli sci experience and I got an A on it.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? I wouldn't know.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Something humanitarian.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Yes.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? No.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? No.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?I made the best fucking biscuits in the world.

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? I'd like a digital camera, but nobody's in particular.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Don't know, don't care.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? I dunno.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Not to my knowledge.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Yes. A smaller waistline.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? I dunno.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? I guess?
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Sloth.

7 Virtues

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? Philosophical Wicca, lackadasical Buddhism, practical atheism.
2. What religion were you raised as? Agnostic.
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? Human.
4. Do you believe in magic? Not really.
5. What was the last promise you broke? Oh, hell. I don't know.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? No.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? No.

HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? No.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? Finding a purpose. Any purpose.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? Yes.
4. Do you believe in magic? Didn't I just answer this?
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? No.
6. Do you gamble? No.
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? No.

CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? When I can afford it, RAINN and Doctors Without Borders.
2. What causes have you given money or time to? The book collective, various university diversity stuff, hospital.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? No.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? Yeah.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? Sometimes.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? Yes.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? I loaned someone a great deal of money. I've bought her groceries. I've visited her in the mental rest home thing.

FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? Finding out when I'm 40 that I've fucked around my whole life and have nothing to show for it.
2. What did you do today that was really brave? I killed a cockroach.
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? Batman. He's just a normal guy without any weird powers. He's like the everyman justice fighter in all of us. I don't know.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? I don't know.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? More heart.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? If so, when? Yes. Nearly every time I've been on stage.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? Follower.

JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? No.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? I'd find some way out of it. Until this country gets new leadership, I'm not risking life and limb for it.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? Yes, but not in its current incarnation.
4. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? Yes, but then again, I don't believe in the electoral college system.
5. What was your favorite media circus trial? I don't know. I hated them all.
6. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? Yes.

TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? Food. Sleep. Getting enough exercise.
2. Do you collect anything? Tori Amos remixes.
3. Are you addicted to anything? Sleep. Internet.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? No.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? Debit.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do. Too many things.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? Yes.

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? larean or anahata
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? No.
3. Do you take advice when it's given? If it's good.
4. What area are you wisest in? I don't know.
5. Do you drive defensively? I don't drive.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? Yes.
7. What did you learn today? CNN is stupid and so are the left and the right.

And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? Prudence.