ganked from armistice

[pearwaldorf]

Which fandom would you burn at the stake if such a thing were possible?
Fandom is only as good or as bad as the fans that make it. Which is why I would burn the Mortal Kombat gameverse. I'm pretty sure some wank (literally) is going to write DOA Beach Volleyball fiction, and if there were any justice in the world, they would be sent to the seventh circle of hell. But they won't be.

Which fandom would you roll around naked in like so many $100 bills, if you could?
LOTR, all the way.

Describe your dream fandom (ie, list-based, LJ-based, filled with True Believers, filled with fandom_wankers, etc.)
Livejournal based, because I'm lazy. Good senses of humor, which are sorely lacking in all fandoms. Grasp of characterization. Openness to new and strange pairings. Depravity. Lots and LOTS of depravity.

Name five people who you'd want in your fandom:
murderess
lcsbanana
asilvahalo
mydarkstar
callmesandy (both of them)

Name five people you'd stab if they joined your fandom:
Only five? How about all the wanks on FF.n and the people who write bad hobbit smut archived on Library of Moria, to start? And that one twit on Henneth Annun who wrote a story about Illuvatar's son (*smirk*) healing Frodo's heartaches in the Western Lands. Blech.

Have you ever flamed anyone?
Not for a fandom thing, no.

Did they deserve it?
FUCK yeah.


What's the biggest regret of your fannish history?
The Tea Leoni bashing, when David Duchovny got married. It was silly and dumb and pointless.

How bad was the worst story poem you ever put out for public consumption?
I dunno. It was bad, but at least everything was spelled correctly.

What's the meanest thing you've ever done in your fannish history?
I don't recall.

Have you ever dated someone you met via fandom?
Unfortunately, yes.

Have you ever killed someone you met via fandom?
No.

But you've wanted to, right?
But of course.

If there was a Women/Men of Fandom calendar, would you pose naked for it?
No, because I know I'd be put next to the guy who writes Star Trek furry porn. And yes, it actually exists.

Comments

[agnostic-jihad.livejournal.com]

I'm actually kind of shocked that I didn't get put in your "to stab" list, given some of the horrifying ideas I've come up with ^.^

[sonatine.livejournal.com]

They're horrifying, but they're amusing. In a horrifying way.

[armistice.livejournal.com]

No, because I know I'd be put next to the guy who writes Star Trek furry porn. And yes, it actually exists.

*chokes* I don't want to know. Really.