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Jul. 23rd, 2002 07:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pearwaldorfDear Jamie Oliver,
If you're going to teach girls how to cook dinner for guys, could you at least teach some who probably don't have guys falling over them in bars? And for god's sakes, if you're going to teach pretty girls how to cook, please find some that can actually wield a pestle properly and act like they'd actually apply the knowledge that comes from your adorable British lips. Better yet, come to my apartment and cook for me? You can play with the cat and give me the best meal I've ever had in my life. I'd certainly be more appreciative than they would.
Love,
Me
If you're going to teach girls how to cook dinner for guys, could you at least teach some who probably don't have guys falling over them in bars? And for god's sakes, if you're going to teach pretty girls how to cook, please find some that can actually wield a pestle properly and act like they'd actually apply the knowledge that comes from your adorable British lips. Better yet, come to my apartment and cook for me? You can play with the cat and give me the best meal I've ever had in my life. I'd certainly be more appreciative than they would.
Love,
Me
