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[pearwaldorf]

*dies*

"To a grown-up handsome young man, it is disgusting to have filthy dirt on his body. Lying in a luxurious bathtub and rubbing his face with his hands, he thinks about Dudley's face, which is as fat as Aunt Petunia's bottom."


I don't think even any of you would touch this with a ten foot pole.