Random late night/early morning thought

[pearwaldorf]

It disturbs me that Harrison Ford is dating Calista Flockhart. I mean, this is HARRISON FORD, complete and total childhood and teenage icon, dashing-played-Han Solo-and-Indiana Jones-lopsided-grin Harrison Ford, and he's dating this skinny little twig of a woman. I thought he was cooler than that, even if he got his ear pierced to alleviate a midlife crisis (Wookies love him, women love him. Why does he need to have a midlife crisis anyways?). I am sure Calista Flockhart is a perfectly lovely person, but she's just way too skinny to be healthy.

And I am not quite so sure why I am so vehement about this, as I am sure I couldn't give two shits about this in the morning. Goodnight folks.

Comments

[ex-anahata825.livejournal.com]

I loved the earring - it was sexxy - but he's dating Calista?

It is sort of blah. I was always so happy he seemed to be so out of the hollywood loop, going around and saving people's asses in his helicopter and married to a _screenwriter_. Back in the days where I actually wanted to be a screenwriter, it gave me Hope.

Bah.

At least Ewan isn't dumping his wife and going out with, like, Catherine Zeta-Jones, or something. Bah.

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[sonatine.livejournal.com]

Nah. She's already been taken by manky old Michael Douglas. They look happy, but he's still manky old Michael Douglas.

[brosephina.livejournal.com]

This doesn't make Baby Jesus cry. It makes Baby Jesus sob and wail and give back everyone's sins and then leave the restaurant without paying and lock himself up in his room for a week and then shoot kittens and puppies from his window.

I still think he should rescue me from my suburban life and we can live in an RV. If not that, than not Flockhart. Why does she get to have her teenhood fantast come true and not me?

[deeness.livejournal.com]

what?!! That is so crazy!!! I can't believe that... he is in such denial! I don't think he is dealing well with the fact of him turning 60. he's what, almost twice her age? I don't know what he sees in her... but, I thinkugh it is SUCH a "i'm feeling self concious about my wrinkly balls so I'll go do this skinny young chick so I know I still have what it takes" phase. :\