Customer: "I see you here all the time, and you never smile. I'm a friendly patron; would it kill you to smile once in a while?"
Me: "Perhaps."
Interior monologue: It is precisely because of supercilious dumbfucks like you who expect to be feted and coddled that I don't smile. They don't pay me enough to care about you.
Where is it in the Customers' List of Entitlements that the help has to be happy? Argh.
Me: "Perhaps."
Interior monologue: It is precisely because of supercilious dumbfucks like you who expect to be feted and coddled that I don't smile. They don't pay me enough to care about you.
Where is it in the Customers' List of Entitlements that the help has to be happy? Argh.