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[pearwaldorf]

Lothlorien so pretty. Galadriel pretty too. Offered her One Ring, but she kept saying, "No, there's something else I'd rather have from you, Frodo Baggins," and trying to slide foot up inside my breeches. So, gave her my extra pair of breeches since she seemed fond of them. Maybe some kind of breeches shortage in Lothlorien.
Diary of Frodo Baggins

::attempting not to laugh hysterically in order to preserve illusion of sanity in school computer lab:: The chick next to me looked kind of worried when I started laughing. But yes. Cassieclaire is a genius.