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[pearwaldorf]

Dear Seattle and Bothell,

Nobody really gives a crap about Blake Lewis. Go the fuck home. And for god's sakes Bothell, don't give him a fucking parade. It just confirms to everybody that knows where you are that you don't really matter.

Crabbily,
Me

(Me, to Team Lead I Don't Really Like telling me about parade: Why are they giving him a parade? Is he a war hero?
TLIDRL: Well, he did get the #3 spot on American Idol. That has to count for something, right?
Me: *sigh, faceplant at desk*)

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[lubaya.livejournal.com]

Funny story: Nathan and I went to visit some far-flung friends of mine in the Seattle a few years back. We were supposed to meet them at the Trader Joe's in Bothell, but got there early and had some time to kill, so we looked around the Extremely Dying Mall next door, which wound up being a truly terrifyingly depressing experience. We haaaated it. To this day, when we want to be really profane about something, we say "Oh Bothell!" instead of swearing in the usual way. ;)