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Sep. 23rd, 2004 12:35 pmDavid Brooks analyzes cereal eaters
In today's breakfast-cereal age, there are two types of people in the world, those who like to look into their bowl at a sea of desiccated marshmallows, and those who prefer an unsweetened alternative made from whole-grain oats. I call them the Lucky Charmers and the Cheerioians.
Okay. Today, McSweeney's fucking pwnz0rs me, because this is so totally Brooks's style. It's fucking great.
In today's breakfast-cereal age, there are two types of people in the world, those who like to look into their bowl at a sea of desiccated marshmallows, and those who prefer an unsweetened alternative made from whole-grain oats. I call them the Lucky Charmers and the Cheerioians.
Okay. Today, McSweeney's fucking pwnz0rs me, because this is so totally Brooks's style. It's fucking great.