Anyone who's ever worked in a library recognizes Alan Keyes. He's the old guy who's waiting at the door 15 minutes before you open. When you let him in (and it had better be exactly on time, or otherwise he'll remind you that he pays your salary), he races for the newspapers, and spends all morning composing letters to the editor about godless Communism. On his way out of the building, he stops at the desk to let you know that he's leaving because a baby is crying in the children's section.
In the library, we can just roll our eyes and ignore him. I'm hoping the people of Illinois will do the same.
Ah yes. Alan Keyes is also the man who calls in trying to recharge his prepaid cell phone and informs you that he will be personally calling the president of AT&T because he is unhappy with the dollar options presented to him, because the recharge department has so much to do with it all.
I love that Alan Keyes was the best thing that the Republican party of Illinois could come up with. Or that Barack Obama has such mad Antichrist powers that he can engineer things to suit himself so perfectly. TOO perfectly, one imagines. ^.^
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winterfish
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Date: 2004-09-08 10:26 am (UTC)In the library, we can just roll our eyes and ignore him. I'm hoping the people of Illinois will do the same.
K.
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Date: 2004-09-08 05:37 pm (UTC)I love that Alan Keyes was the best thing that the Republican party of Illinois could come up with. Or that Barack Obama has such mad Antichrist powers that he can engineer things to suit himself so perfectly. TOO perfectly, one imagines. ^.^
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Date: 2004-09-08 06:22 pm (UTC)