pearwaldorf | Alice and Vivian critique Kerry's VP options

PearWaldorf: *hand, forehead* Apparently Richard Gephardt is on the short list of VP candidates. RICHARD GEPHARDT. We can't have a president and a veep who both have scary heads. What are they thinking?!
lcsbanana: ...*cackling* god, i LOVE your criteria
lcsbanana: SCARY HEADS
PearWaldorf: Look. I never would have brought up the fact that Kerry also has a scary head if Gephardt wasn't in the running. Seriously. I took one look at G's head during the primaries and went, "Nope. Not voting for him. Scary head." Maybe Kerry wants Gephardt to make him look prettier.
lcsbanana: "Nope. Not voting for him. Scary head."
i *adore* you.
PearWaldorf: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5233295/
LOOK AT HIM. HE HAS A SCARY HEAD.
lcsbanana: HOLY SHIT.
lcsbanana: it's like...a raisin? a golf ball? an orange?
lcsbanana: i think it's like an orange. with a face.
PearWaldorf: Would you vote for a man who picked him as a running mate? Seriously.
lcsbanana: A SCARY FACE.
lcsbanana: or a golf ball. And I keep picturing somebody whacking it off his shoulders with a giant golf club.

So, yes. Alice and Vivian heartily do not endorse vice presidents with scary heads, and we believe we speak for the nation when we say this will not help Kerry's chances in the upcoming election. Make your voice heard, America!