Can you tell I'm trying to avoid doing homework?

[pearwaldorf]

"People in homosexuality are incredibly evangelical," he adds, sounding evangelical himself. "It's pure sexuality. It's almost like pure heroin."

Hey Adrienne! You're like smack! No wonder I always want you in me. *snerf*

Another choice quote:
"Martial sex tends toward the boring end," he points out. "Generally, it doesn't deliver the kind of sheer sexual pleasure that homosexual sex does."

Uh, dude? Just because your sex life sucks and you've never found women sexually satisfying because you want to fuck men doesn't mean mine does. I love it when people generalize their experiences onto everybody else's, really.

Comments

[some-stars.livejournal.com]

MARTIAL sex?

okay, part of me is envisioning military uniforms and boot-camp roleplay, and the other part is hoping it was a typo for martiaN because big green stoic telepaths NEED LOVE TOO.

(not love tool. that would be *wrong.*)

[frown.livejournal.com]

doesn't deliver the kind of sheer sexual pleasure that homosexual sex does

snerk. what about masturbation? or is that one of those questions that causes the universe to collapse in on itself? if you masturbate and you're a guy, does the fact your hand is an extension of you make that a homosexual act, or is it more like cannibalization, or. . .?

[starstealingirl.livejournal.com]

“I’m convinced that lesbians are particularly good seducers,” says Cameron.

Did you hear that? Not only am I like smack, but I'm a particularly good seducer.

Your body is mine, woman.