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[pearwaldorf]

So I had this dream last night. I was hanging out with Viggo Mortensen and Elijah Wood, and they were both like, "We think you're really hot. Have sex with us." (I don't know if they meant at the same time or one at a time, but really. Who fucking cares?) And I got all distressed and was like, "No, no, I'm married. I'd love to fuck you both silly, but it wouldn't be right."

I woke up and went "Goddamn it." If you can't have sex with hot celebrities in your dreams, where can you have sex with them? I am teh lamez0r.