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Jun. 19th, 2003 05:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pearwaldorfPSA, kiddies. Listen up.
If you've ever gone to the natural foods store and thought, "Hey. Robert's American Gourmet makes Pirate's Booty and Smart Puffs, which are totally yummy and delicious. They make Fruity Booty too. That would probably be a light and excellent snack."
Please disabuse yourself of this notion immediately. Fruity Booty tastes like somebody took Pixi-Stix flavoring and dusted it over the puffed rice and corn they use for Pirate's Booty. And it's disgusting. Not to mention absolutely tasteless where there's no flavoring.
On the back of the bag it says "Fruity Booty puts you in the mindset to be healthier and change your life." Well, I can say it's pretty good impetus, because if this is what unhealthy people have to eat for snack foods, I'll get out there and row the length of the goddamn Willamette so I'll never have to eat this again.
If you've ever gone to the natural foods store and thought, "Hey. Robert's American Gourmet makes Pirate's Booty and Smart Puffs, which are totally yummy and delicious. They make Fruity Booty too. That would probably be a light and excellent snack."
Please disabuse yourself of this notion immediately. Fruity Booty tastes like somebody took Pixi-Stix flavoring and dusted it over the puffed rice and corn they use for Pirate's Booty. And it's disgusting. Not to mention absolutely tasteless where there's no flavoring.
On the back of the bag it says "Fruity Booty puts you in the mindset to be healthier and change your life." Well, I can say it's pretty good impetus, because if this is what unhealthy people have to eat for snack foods, I'll get out there and row the length of the goddamn Willamette so I'll never have to eat this again.
