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A bottle of maple syrup leaked all over the cabinet. I spent half an hour scraping off the excess with a baking pan and using my sink sprayer to dissolve the rest so I could sponge it all out. I'd like to see Pat Robertson or Jerry Falwell do that and still say women are the inferior sex.

And I made watermelon ketchup. Well, it would have been watermelon ketchup if I had mace and powdered cloves. Right now it's an interesting sauce for ice cream. Hurrah.