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Oh my god, this is hilarious.

The Greenpeace Guide to Environmentally Friendly Sex

Passion for fruit? If you like to use produce to get the blood boiling, make sure it is GE-free. There have not been enough studies on genetically engineered foods to know what the effects on our diets will be, let alone the affects of using it for more intimate activities.

"Oh baby, oh baby... baby, is that cucumber GMO free? Coz I don't want you sticking that there if it isn't."

Role playing games can be fun as long as both partners are consenting and comfortable with the boundaries. So if you and your partner want to dress up and play "George Bush and Corporate America at the Earth Summit" or other S&M style games, agree on what's permissible and what's not up front. And remember that games - like fantasies - are not real life.

"That's it bitch, tell me how you're gonna refute the Kyoto Accord! Refute it!"

See what you can find if you procrastinate long enough on homework?

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