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[pearwaldorf]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I'm stealing way too much shit off Metafilter today. But this is fugging hilarious:

this is like, the most fucked thing ever and i think i'm in love. i am so not a slut and so gross. whoa lol and like i need a new host. ok, so i lied but she's such a stupid bitch.

you should link to me but i am so depressed. ehehe. it hurt like hell. we made out for hours, and i feel fat.

i feel like i'm floating and like that chick is such a slut. i don't care :/ i'm annoyed. haha :p this lipgloss is rad. i woke up feeling really sick, and i hate maths. it was so so cool :p i can't take it anymore.

i wish i was britney :p i broke a nail. haha don't tell anyone and like so not fun. i can't take it anymore, and so so so gross.


I do know webgirls who talk like this. That's the scary part.

Comments

[brosephina.livejournal.com]

There are 5 different topics in one small sentence...oh god. My head feels like fried egg.

[strebor.livejournal.com]

i know people who actually talk like that in real life. it's scary.