Bourdain's not just breeding, he's getting MARRIED! (So there's hope for an affair yet. :P) It's going to be a girl, and this fills me with delight:
Maybe I'm being a bit naive, but I always loved the idea of raising a little wild child. You know, somebody who grew up playing with Vietnamese kids and Indonesian kids. I love the idea of a kid who grows up speaking both Italian and English and maybe a little Bahasa. You know, a street smart, tough little ragamuffin with sunburned hair who suddenly shows up in the American school system with kung fu skills and multiple languages.I feel that my globetrotting as a young child did me well, and if I had the resources, I would do that with any hypothetical n00blets.